Steve 'Princess' Balk (he's so pretty) has proudly offered me his memoirs of the band to share with you. Steve was taken on as a roadie for Euphoria several years ago. At some point, he started getting opinions on the gig sound, and he somehow managed to promote himself to Sound Engineer. Nobody knows how long he's been around, but he seems to have appeared in the tour bus on every trip across the Channel. We've recently discovered he can write, and we are honoured to show you the results today:

WARNING. Do not read if over-sensitive or easily offended by swear words. Euphoria apologise in advance to the parents of all under-16's. We regret that Euphoria cannot be held responsible if your son / daughter transforms into a roadie-like yob after reading the following documents.